Friday, June 30, 2006

back to stupid shit. This just in; M. Night Shamalian sucks

Please excuse my ripping off of R A Z. Shit! M. Night Shamalian sucks! He sucks so bad I like to call him M. Night Shamalian in hopes that it catches on and everyone calls him M. Night Shamalian. That is not really how you say his name and I think he would be bummed, and I would chuckle cause he thinks he's so cool. I hate his movies because there is always some stupid twist at the end. I liked The Sixth Sense, probably because that was his first movie, and I wasn’t expecting the twist. But then every movie he’s made since has had a similar, shitty twist in the end. If there was not a stupid twist at the end of all his movies I think I might actually like them more because it seems like he can build up some suspense, and most of his movies look pretty nice. But you can pretty much count on it; if there is some strange spooky phenomenon going on that vampires, or ghosts, or werewolves, or aliens are the culprits. If that’s not enough for you, check out this crappy commercial; ”OOOh I’m M Night Shamalian, I’m a genius. Hey cute waitress, I have no time for your compliments cause I’m M Night Shamalian and I get inspired by everything oyoyoyoyoi”. Ok have a good Fourth of July.


Ps. I don’t think I can make a better movie that M Night Shamalian. But I do think lots of other people can, just not me because I don’t know how to make a movie, or write a long story, or script, or whatever..im sure It's super hard but still..

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